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50 Best “Wolf of Wall Street” Quotes

“Wolf of Wall Street” is yet another one of Martin Scorsese’s epic crime masterpieces, which hit the big screen in 2013. This unbelievable true story is a biographical film based on the 2007 Jordan Belfort‘s memoir: a former stockbroker and convicted felon, owner of the Stratton Oakmont brokerage house, who pled guilty to various criminal activities – such as fraud, money laundering and other stock-market manipulations back in 1999.


This award winning book and one of the 10 top-rated Martin Scorsese movies explore the topics of the broker business, life of sex, and the damage on people brought by debauched life.


Jordan’s incredible and highly questionable reckless adventures are accurately portrayed in this movie, which is, despite being criticized as borderline unethical – full of solid advice, social satire, and lighthearted jokes. We have compiled a list of the 50 best Wolf of Wall Street quotes that are sometimes advice, at times jokes, and always a piece of insight into the scandalous life of Jordan Belfort – one of the richest people of Wall Street. 


“Wolf of Wall Street” is, without a doubt, one of the craziest movies to ever be released. This portrayal of a life of excess, conquest of money and critique of capitalism is full of intriguing advice and insight into the life of successful people of Wall Street.


At the end of the day, despite the shocking lifestyle that is portrayed in this movie, we can all relate to the simple truths that are shared with us by the main characters. Some of these Wolf of Wall Street quotes are funny, some inspire the pursuit of money, some are just straight up out of pocket! Either way, here’s our collection of the 50 best Wolf of Wall Street quotes. Enjoy! 🙂



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50 Best Wolf of Wall Street Quotes:



#1. You want to know what money sounds like? Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. — Jordan Belfort 



#2. Give me them young, hungry and stupid, and in no time, I’ll make them rich. — Jordan Belfort



#3. I knew these guys weren’t Harvard MBA’s. Robbie, the pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Alden, the Sea Otter, didn’t even graduate. Chester, the depraved Chinaman, thought jujitsu was in Israel. — Jordan Belfort





#4. It’s the future of airlines, get in NOW! It’s like getting in on sunlight before there was any sunlight, you understand? — Donnie Azoff



#5. Every time someone rises up in this world, there’s always gonna be some asshole trying to drag them down. — Jordan Belfort



#6. It was obscene. In the normal world. But who wants to live there? — Jordan Belfort



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#7. We are here to make money. — Donnie Azoff



#8. Let me tell you something. There is no nobility in poverty. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. And I choose rich every f***ing time. — Jordan Belfort



#9. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Good. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Is your landlord trying to evict you? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Does your girlfriend think you’re a worthless f***ing loser? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing. — Jordan Belfort



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#10. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming f***ing rich! — Jordan Belfort



#11. The chickens have to come home to roost. — Max Belfort



#12. Hard work beats talent. Every time! — Jordan Belfort



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#13. One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. — Jordan Belfort



#14. The real question is this: was all this legal? Absolutely f**king not. But we were making more money than we knew what do with. — Jordan Belfort



#15. You see, money doesn’t just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better women, it makes you actually a better person. You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. — Jordan Belfort





#16. My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. — Jordan Belfort



#17. Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. They all want something for nothing. — Jordan Belfort



#18. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Your hair looks good. – Teresa Petrillo



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#19. See those little black boxes? They’re called telephones. I’m gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. They’re not gonna dial themselves. Okay? Without you, they’re just worthless hunks of plastic. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. — Jordan Belfort



#20. If anyone over here thinks I’m superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonald’s because that’s where you belong. — Jordan Belfort



#21. Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! – Agent Patrick Denham





#22. Hey fellas, look what I found in my pockets! Your yearly salary, right here. You know what I call them? Fun coupons. — Jordan Belfort



#23. Risk is what keeps us young. — Aunt Emma



#24. I’ll tell you what, I’m never eating at Benihana again. I don’t care whose birthday it is. — Donny Azoff





#25. I will NOT die sober. — Jordan Belfort



#26. I’m not fucking leaving! The show goes on! — Jordan Belfort



#27. They’re gonna have to call in the national guard to take me out, cause I ain’t going nowhere! — Jordan Belfort





#28. This right here is the land of opportunity. This is America. This is my home! — Jordan Belfort



#29. Nobody knows if a stock’s going up, down, or f***ing sideways – least of all stockbrokers. But we have to pretend we know. — Mark Hannah



#30. Sell me this pen. — Jordan Belfort




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#31. Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. – Jordan Belfort



#32. It’s business. Leave your emotions at the door. – Jordan Belfort



#33. The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it. – Jordan Belfort





#34. 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didn’t. – Jordan Belfort



#35. The name of the game, moving the money from the client’s pocket to your pocket. — Mark Hanna



#36. You know, just… people say shit. I don’t even know. I don’t even listen to it half the time. – Jordan Belfort





#37. Hey Paulie, what’s up? No, everything’s fine. Hey, listen, I quit! — Donnie Azoff



#38. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they’re to the manor born. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. But you… You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. – Agent Patrick Denham



#39. Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Technically, you do work for me. — Donnie Azoff





#40. I was hooked in seconds. It was like mainlining adrenaline. – Jordan Belfort



#41. I’m not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. Wouldn’t you like to know how to sell it? – Jordan Belfort



#42. Fugayzi, fugazi. It’s a whazy. It’s a woozie. It’s fairy dust. It doesn’t exist. It’s never landed. It is no matter. It’s not on the elemental chart. It’s not f***ing real. — Mark Hanna





#43. The world of investing can be a jungle. Bulls. Bears. Danger at every turn. That’s why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. Stratton Oakmont. Stability. Integrity. Pride. — Stratton Oakmont Commercial



#44. The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. – Jordan Belfort



#45. I don’t wanna die, Jordan! I’ve done a lot of bad shit, I’m going to hell! — Donnie Azoff



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#46. You people are all shit out of luck. – Jordan Belfort



#47. I can sell anything. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get ’em so horny they’ll be f***ing each other in the coffers. – Chester Ming



#48. So I was sellin’ them sh*t, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. – Jordan Belfort





#49. You can sell anything? Sell that. Sell me that pen. – Jordan Belfort



#50. We don’t give two sh*ts about how technology works, ’cause all we care about is getting f***ing RICH! — Mark Hanna



We hope you enjoyed our collection of the 50 best Wolf of Wall Street quotes! 🙂





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